Friday, 4 January 2008
Fake Radiohead Tickets Racket!
Some Wise Words of Advice on ways to tell whether your tickets are genuine or counterfeit:
1- Open your stupid eyes.
2- Put on your stupid glasses.
3a- Have the tickets been coloured in with crayons?
3b- If so, they are likely to be fake.
4a- Did you pay under £40 for each ticket?
4b- If so, they are very likely to be fake.
5a- Does the font on the tickets look like someone's handwriting?
5b- If so, it is quite likely to be someone's handwriting.
5c- If so, they are incredibly likely to be fake.
5d- If so, it is extremely likely that you are a moron and have simply failed to realise it, a situation that is not entirely uncommon amongst morons. For further reference, look up the word "moron" in a dictionary.