Wednesday, 16 January 2008

Brangelina: From L.A. to Ebay!

More Unconfirmed Gossip and Made-Up News, for the paranoid, the dellusional and those with too much time on their hands...

Unconfirmed reports relating the richest two-headed monster in Hollywood have leaked this week. Apparently, Brangelina Jolitt got a new baby this week on Amazon, but had to return it a few days later, as it took the Postal Service over a week to deliver the package. It would seem that the biological parents forgot to make breathing holes on the parcel, which resulted in the suffocation and subsequent death of the lovely, lovely baby. Furthermore, the postal delay made the remains unusable, as it was smelling pretty bad by the time Brangelina got it.

The baby, according to some analysts, one in a limited edition of seven, was a collector's item, and would have helped Brangelina come closer to "having one from each country in the world," which is the goal he/she/it? has set him/her/itself? for this brand new 2008 as a New Year's Resolution, said an unnamed and possibly unreliable source.

As the voice in the street has it, Brangelina would have found this new addition to the now legendary Hollywood collection by typing in the words baby, third-world, and bargain into a popular online auction and shopping website. Brangelina was assured by the seller that the product in question was in mint condition, yet Brangelina's lawyers insist the baby in question broke the terms and conditions of the contract by dying.

Lovely, lovely Hollywood.


al sobrante said...

bro! what a little mind you have inside that head of yours, IT ROCKS! I'm laughing AND thinkin at the same time... CONGRATS! you should consider put a shoutbox... also, I dunno if you are the X that leave a comment on my blog ( the Re-Up of Veruca Salt's American Thighs, the profile send me to this blog, if you are: ENJOY and if you have a special request just ask for it.. IF YOU ARR NOT: check it out I got a LOTS of music for sharing and I like people like you: INTELLIGENT...
PS sorry if I ofend you somehow with my writting, I'm a little rust... CHEERS!!!!

x.- said...

Why, thank you for you flattering comments.

I have visited your blog many times in the past, and I must admit I quite like it. You have very good taste in music.

Or -at least- a taste in music that is very similar to mine. I don't know whether that's a good thing or not.