Saturday, 15 December 2007
match sticks eat moths
Definitions, Rants, Fictional Dialogue, One Question with Corresponding Answer, and more, much, much more...
Public Libraries: The place where badly written prose goes when it is time for it to die.
Television: Images severed from their context and devoid of all content. Plus, there also is the immense mass of adverts in between to be dealt with.
Advertising: Nazism for people who want their names left out of History books, for obvious reasons. It is also -arguably- more profitable than warfare and the infamous I-was-just-following-orders excuse does still get you out of trouble.
EMO: Excrutiatingly Monotonous Outcries. They look so silly, don't they? Ahhh, youth.
The emo kid is at it again. The emo kid is a tit again. I hate the emo kid.
Me: Hey, emo kid! You never did the kenosha kid...
Emo Kid: Ugh?
Yeah, that's right. And never read any Pynchon either, by the sound of it.
Q: Are U.S. Presidents genetically-enhanced, super-intelligent, bionic apes?
A: Nope. Just regular chimpanzees.