Thursday, 1 November 2007
WELCOME TO NOWHERE, Population 1
An Inventory Of Unfunny Jokes, its presence here having certainly not been prompted by popular demand.
Q: How many people of average intelligence are needed to change a light-bulb?
A: Normally, one would suffice.
A man walks into a bar with a dead duck under his arm. He goes to the counter and asks for a pint of lager. He drinks it, then pays for it, goes to the loo to urinate, comes back out again, and leaves.
Q: What is weirder than an ordinary-looking two-headed basilisk with a fetish for Victorian tea cups?
A: A weird-looking two-headed basilisk with a fetish for Victorian tea cups, clearly.
And, last, a joke from someone else's garden...
Q: What animal has four legs, but doesn't walk, and feathers, yet doesn't fly?
A: A dead cow with a feather duster stuck up its hind.
I believe that last joke was coined by a famous Argentinian comedian who goes by the name of Alfredo "El Gordo" Casero, certainly a man of genius.